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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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    related:

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      that the ultimate cumback

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    Link to the video? So I can avoid it

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      Took me a while and I’m still not sure but I think this one it is

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        Lol link previews on mobile ruin the joke

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          Link previews on mobile keep us informed & wise & impervious to tomfoolery.

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        I appreciate that my client finally shows YouTube pictures but, for those whose don’t - XcQ, link stays blue.

        Never understood the appeal of that stupid “joke” anyway.

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          Like with many things, you’d have to be there. It’s OK to not understand things because you are too young to have experienced it at it’s peak of relevance. It doesn’t mean it’s bad.

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            You have misjudged me, but I do appreciate the response.

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          It’s just 6-7 for millennials

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            You have not changed my feelings regarding it.

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            No, that’s schwifty five. XQc is just a clown.

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              No, silly, you’re thinking of Ken from MXC (and right you are, Luddite). Schwifty-Five is just a song.

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          I really need to upload like 10 versions to YouTube with different thumbnails just so the “stupid” “joke” can live on.

          I won’t because I’m a lazy POS that doesn’t actually care but … Yeah.

          Also I know it’s a joke but I also feel like it’s a good PSA in a way that you should check what you’re clicking on, at least make sure the domain is legit (in this case it is since it’s youtube.com but idk just my random thought about the legendary >!ricki tikki tavi rolly polly!< )

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            You put “stupid” in quotes but what’s the “joke” here? “Haha, I lied to you, hilarious”? I’m glad people get joy out of this … I guess … But I’m curmudgeonly and don’t get it.

            edit: I do advocate checking links before you click them, though. Due credit there.

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              I mean that’s literally the joke. Haha you thought you were going to see one thing but you saw another.

              It’s just another version of 2girls1cup or tubgirl or goaste … Ok maybe us millennials are fucked because all those examples are heinous AF compared to a little rick roll - but I mean, same concept.

              Just subversion of expectation, many a joke is built on a version of that - I’d say it’s ultimately what a lot of humor derives from.

              Maybe it’s not funny, it might not even be a joke and more of just a meme but if you are searching for an explanation there is one for you.

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                Yeah it’s the domesticated variant of shock humor.

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        I dont see any carpet but the song is catchy!

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          Glad to hear that! It’s always fun to discover new songs

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    Cumming on carpets is a pretty innocuous thing to me to be honest.

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      That’s something people with no sense of consequence or accountability or responsibility for cleaning carpets would say.

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        I’m operating under the assumption that after you cum on the carpet you’re the one who cleans it up, and you do it immediately after. I mean if we’re assuming that you’re not cleaning it up after, then why be a stickler about carpets mate? I think it’s pretty rude to cum ANYWHERE and not clean it up yourself.

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          Well I’m a girl so the only way I can identify with this is as a teenager my brother’s bedroom was plastered in sticky smelly rotting yellow crust everywhere and he never cleaned, he lived in squalor, that’s why I feel so strongly about this topic of cumming on carpet, I recommend against people doing that. Because gross.

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            Yes. You are 100 percent right. I almost threw up just reading this.

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          Why, if you rub it in with your foot enough people will just think it was a regular spill.

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            I was really upset about the Iran bombing but after reading this I think maybe nuclear annihilation wont be so bad

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            What a terrible day to have eyes.

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              And feet

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      What about fucking a couch?

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          ah yes the neckgina

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        Fucking a couch is the thing I’m least angry at JD Vance about.

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        Nice try JD.

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    Cult of Pain? Like Pain from Naruto?

    the world shall know pain

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    Hashinshin; rebranded following the controversy and is now known online as Guthuk.

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    Hate me or love me, you watched.

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    Which is the correct chronological order for this exchange? Top to bottom, or bottom to top?

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      That’s a strange question. It only makes sense one way.

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        Whichever way you read it, the first response is an answer to a comment we can’t see… So to me it “makes sense” in both directions?

        Possibly I’m not Twitter enough for this type of humour.

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