That’s our DM when they did 8 individual rats instead of a swarm.
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21·8 days agoFirst they came for the Chokers , And I did not speak out Because I like to breath
Then they came for the Foot fanatics , And I did not speak out Because I was not into feet
Then they came for the thigh highs , And I did not speak out Because I was not into socks
Then they came for the Brazilian cake farts , And there was no one left To speak out for me
30·9 days agoIt’s one or less a day. You can measure the flocks mood by the amount of eggs being laid a week. On weeks with poor sunlight or chilly weather we’d have less than usual.
Source: 0.45-Caliper Glock handgun.
I worked at a warehouse for a few summers. Most of the dudes made more money selling drugs but did the job so they could pay minimal child support.
9·11 days agoThat was the main argument for the Epic Games store. They told devs that they can keep the first million dollars earned and then they will only take 12%. The problem was they kept paying devs to be “Epic Exclusive” causing a lot of resentment.
43·12 days agoFrance? The same people that made Cuties?
8·15 days agoHow did the wine not dehydrate them?
915·15 days agoThousands of loads under my belt
A month? Holy hell if it beeps every 60 seconds I’d be going door to door. I’m sure other people in the neighborhood would be happy to help.
Don’t worry the U.N wrote a strongly worded letter.
6·17 days agoWatch out they’re about to level up and you look like just enough XP.
I did it a few times, saves the hassle of cleaning a pan and avoids all the smoke. Doesn’t taste nearly as good.
4·18 days agoOnce again Gamers are the most oppressed class.
1 Jack Black laying down/S
7·19 days agoShe shared the info with us because he thought it was normal. I was surprised that the dude was that confident he was landing the plane on the second date.
Knew a dude in college who “pre-condomed” a date. As in he put on a condom at like 5PM and confused the hell out of the girl he was seeing when night rolled around.
Did they tell me to look at this photograph? And every time it makes them laugh?
Yeah but they’re not very good at it