My wife caught me looking at porn just once. Her response was “You know, we’re married and we could just do that.”
Porn was more a habit at that point than I realized.
Am I the only one who has never been caught yet by their parents?
Porn: sneeze
I do onsite IT support for individuals/small businesses. I have a couple of oldish laptops I use as loaners in case I have to take a machine toy shop.
They both have a folder on the desktop called “porn with zebras”, which contains a single, blank txy file named “hahaha you looked”
“Found your zebra porn. I added to the collection.”
On second thought, this sorta scenario does seem a bit odd. Like, the first person basically admits by implication to snooping around the second person’s personal stuff but expects the other person to be embarrassed by this?
It’sabout emotions. Those aren’t rational. That’s why I try to avoid them as the plague.
HA HA, ME TOO, FELLOW HUMAN. HUMAN EMOTIONS ARE SO UNOPTIMIZED AND ILLOGICAL.I TOO ENJOY HUMAN THINGS, LIKE PICKLEBALL AND COMPUTING PI
LET'S GET BACK TO SMOKING THESE MEATS.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeemJlrNx2Q
MEAT LIKE A BRISKETHey new neighbor, you throw one heck of a cookout!
Avoiding your emotions is a great strategy for having a middle-age breakdown like no other.
Chances are still open that we’re all dead before I get to middle-age.
People say that every generation and as a result we have a whole-ass society who never made actual plans for themselves or their community, from the death-cult evangelicals who think World War 3 is a good thing because it means Jesus is going to take them away to play with their dead grandma and dead pets, to the tech-oligarchs and their fetid simp followers who think we’re going to have a “singularity” any year now and everyone is going to get whisked away to play with their virtual dead grandma and dead pets. Down to the basic doomers who feel emotionally stunted and look forward to nothing for themselves.
Let’s not forget the perpetually fucked who keep getting to major milestones in their life only to find the world has taken a big shit on their prospects, ie, the young uns now.
Now on principal the first person is wrong. But it does depend on what they found…
A flashlight and a salad mixer
Who doesn’t like some light salad tossing?
is that tom scott
That’s just the British haircut.
Yes, he quit youtube to do porn.
wait…what?!
It’s a joke
😒 got me excited for nothing.
Title of your sex tape.
A Lemmy user’s worst nightmare. Somebody finding out what porn they’ve been looking at. Progressive in so many ways except when it comes to porn.
Imagine they find your secret windows installation.
And a receipt for full MSRP.
I’m into the dirty shit, windowsporn
Progressive in so many ways except when it comes to porn.
What’s so non-progressive about futa furry chicks with massive dicks?
What is this, the 1950s!?
It is crazy how many men get pissed when you tell them that “futa” is a slur; often because “everyone uses it.”
edit: Y’all know you don’t get to tell a marginalised group what is and is not a slur against them, yeah?
It’s a genre, not a slur. You don’t get to control language.
“You dont get to control language” while telling a trans person that they don’t get a say in what is a trans slur is distinctly some liberal man shit I tell ya. Aggrieved.
“futa” is a slur
Maybe if you’re using it to refer to trans women.
But that’s not what I’m talking about. I’m talking about imaginary furry girls who were either born that way or magicked up a dick somehow.
My guy, trans women are real, objectifying depictions of them in fiction are imaginary. If you make a stereotypical and dehumanizing representation of a real group of people, I’m afraid that you can’t just say “well, I made it up,” and dissuade any criticism of how this relates to real world politics and its violence. Incredible porn-brained reasoning here.
edit: really starting to notice the influx of redditors on here.
Lemmings are unable to think rationally when someone brings up the fact that porn can be harmful.
Yes, which makes my comment above very funny as it is in reference to someone else saying this, big loop.
i don’t know how to explain this in a way that won’t set you off any more, but the vibe of your instant hostility comes across as reddit behavior.
the previous commenter seems uninformed and you took that moment to lash out instead of trying to correct their misunderstanding.
So much gaslighter language that happens to be in a thread where many men are defending a transphobic slur, how curious.
My guy, trans women are real,
And furry futa women are not.
I’m sorry that you are just now learning that your porn world doesn’t translate to real life.
BREAKING NEWS!!
Butthurt terminally online armchair trans ally discovers porn is all fantasy!
Why would I want to translate it?
Why are you assuming the depiction would be dehumanizing? Just how constrained do you want porn artists and their viewers to be? Bigoted and hateful porn exists, but so does porn with a progressive message, and the distinction is not which groups of people have been depicted.
If you want to focus on the word and move the euphemism treadmill along because it’s become associated with offensive stereotypes, that’s understandable, but you’re probably not getting any closer by calling people r*dditors just for saying it. As porn tags go I think ‘futanari’ is overall on its way out, for instance you won’t find it on the tag lists of e621 posts because the word is aliased to other tags and not used directly.
The right-wing wants to ban us from public life because they believe a woman having a penis is inherently pornographic, because that’s literally their only exposure to us. It’s not just about the euphemism treadmill, the way porn portrays us is actively making our lives worse. We’re overly sexualized to the point that they believe they need to protect their children from us. It is dehumanizing.
Porn doesn’t have to be this way, but to fix it there would need to be a total transformation of the entire industry and media landscape. It’s a serious problem and no one wants to confront it, because they like their porn and don’t want to give anything up.
That’s all fair, and I can see how right wing porn memes contribute to that kind of problem. Trans women need more non-pornographic representation and not be automatically treated as fetish objects. Still, I think it’s relevant that this is about something someone was saying about furry porn, which as a whole has pro-LGBT politics.
porn-brained gooner: “Why do you assume my futa porn is dehumanizing, huh? Just because this trans woman is drawn explicitly to make my brain and pp go gaga doesn’t mean she’s being dehumanized, she’s a futa, so, that’s what they’re meant to do.”
Shuddup dude. Shemale and tranny porn is bad too btw, don’t freak out.Just because this trans woman is drawn explicitly to make
Futa is not trans. Futa girls were not assigned male at birth. It’s a different thing entirely.
I’d say equating people’s fantasies with real people is the real dehumanizing thing. Rational people are able to separate fantasy and reality… why arent you?
“Listen pal, just because you think my blackface is making fun of black people, that’s on you. This is my own dark-urban elf character, Tyronicus, who just happens to also have red lips and is only in my story to be a member of a criminal organization which dark-urban elves like him love to do, that isn’t based on anything in reality, and you’re racist if you think so. It’s also called gaslicking, BTW.”
I don’t know how you people can take yourselves seriously.
I’ll admit I’ve never seen futa as harmful, but I also admit this comparison made me think.
We’re not totally okay with characters like Mr Popo from Dragonball because they’re somewhat close to harmful stereotypes, even if he’s fantasy-based and it wasn’t intended.
I feel like if the practice is based on genuine fetish and not any notable efforts to harm a community, that could be taken into account. I’d mostly just rather culture fights take aim at those forms of pointed harm; but I’d also want to know how many other trans people might feel impacted.
Nice rage baiting. Almost had me for a second, but nobody can be this detached from reality. Anyway, have a good day. I’m gonna crank one out to my futa porn on your behalf.
Lemmy isn’t as trans-woke as it used to be. At least Lemmy World. All the major communities are basically Reddit. And the mods are just as power trippy.
It was just a trans power trip before, heh, at least there’s less of annoying people like Ada or the blahaj sect, who disserve the cause
conservatives feeling free to be transphobic on lemmy is a bad thing actually
Yeah, men typically show up once something gets more populated and then act like they’ve always owned it. I wonder where they would learn to think like that and if it is at all connected to transmisogyny 🧐
There are trans men too, and they’re not immune to misogyny.
White Person spotted
Opinion discarded
If beastiality is progressive then im voting red.
So long as it passes the Harkness Test it isn’t bestiality.
Anthro isn’t even close to bestiality.
You didn’t have to do yourself like that fam.
I don’t have to, but I sure like to.
Hmmhm
Lola Bunny is apparently responsible for the rise of fascism, that’s the real reason why the liberals (🤮) desexualized her in Space Jam: A New Legacy.
they what
Let’s not forget the sexiest of M&Ms.
… What? You got something to back that tall tale up with?
Yes, dummy, Professor Zoom admitted it himself.
No evidence, then? OK.
Hilarious to see a bigoted liberal who doesn’t know what a liberal is thinking they’re debating a chud under a joke about chuds not knowing what liberals are.
The funniest part is liberals did desexualize Lola Bunny for advertisers, and we have chuds genuinely energised by decisions like that as an indicator of the woke mob’s power.
You’re being a punchline to like, four unintended layers of irony under a joke that references the gif where Professor Zoom makes Lola Bunny less sexy so Barry doesn’t get horny and he can kill Iris.
I can’t tell if this is great writing on my part.
But she said she was 3000 years old!!
My porn has to be drawn because it is impossible in reality.
Wait, aren’t we all seeing the piss videos? I thought that was mainstream nowadays.
Unfortunately, it is. I can’t even watch a normal 13-on-1 anal incest stepmom neighbor rent payment arrested for shoplifting gangbang without everyone pissing on each other. It’s disgusting.
And guys, y’all need to hydrate.
Not bondage. Shibari. I just like knots!
