Spider Dragonborn Sorcerer; It’s Spider-Man but with Fireball.

Add therapist bugs to fix them.

“George Washington’s father didn’t hit him with the belt when he came clean about the cherry tree!”

“Yeah, well Washingon’s dad wasn’t in the tree when he cut it down!”

“Is he sleeping?”

“Yes. And possibly shitting his pants.”

Even if you do it twice, it’s still not 100℅.

To be fair, this was in her dreams.

The Switch

No kid in my youth wanted The Switch and, now all of a sudden, they’re all the rage. 🤷‍♂️

I guess it depends which part hit you; the soft part or the thin, metal wire handle. 😬

The line I remember from the bible being attributed to “masturbation=bad” is:

“It is better to spill your seed in the belly of a prostitute than it is upon the ground.”

But that really could be interpreted as to the usefulness of reproduction or pleasure and not really a condemnation of jerking it. Like, it sure is better. But I dont have money for a prostitute so the ground will have to do 🤷‍♂️

He should at least try to feed the poor Corn Flakes then.

And other classics like “wait until your father gets home” and The Belt™.

“Did (you) Hear Laurel (or Yanni)?”

Would you rather be washed or stinky?

(obviously stinky)

Chungusaurus.

Any of the 196 comms.

Returns the dislike button

The button never left. The public count of dislikes is what needs to be brought back. Does that do that part or is it as useless as the holster weapon mod for Cyberpunk 2077?

“If you don’t stop crying hating me, I’ll give you something to cry about hate!”

It’s smaller and meant to feed 2 more people (2024: 21 items for 8 people. 2025: 15 items for 10 people). What the fuck?

The deployment proved it wasn’t a typo adderall.

Near me, they just opened up a Chipotle not too far from a Mexican grocer that sells everything to make your own tacos, and even has a carniceria/taqueria that puts Chipotle’s taco/burrito bar to shame. Not to mention the half a dozen or so authentic Mexican restaurants and taco trucks within a few blocks.