My money’s on a Linux thing. Those fucks are the easiest to ragebait.

Japanese radiation guy. All pain pales in comparison to his death.

No, because my name is already very common and there are several prominent murderers, war criminals and even traitors who share my name, and I barely rate among them.

There’s actually nothing wrong with this. When you work, you should ideally get paid in skills as well as money. When you’re really good at it, if you’ve maxxed out your skills, you’re not getting ‘paid’ anymore, so it’s time to move on and get paid in training somewhere else.

“I’m scared because I know you’re not wrong!”

Why do the ghosts in my blood need cocaine?

The feeling you get when you peel the protective film off the door of a brand new refrigerator

He went on a bender the night before and passed out on the bench

What kind of medicine? Asking for a friend.

Oof

Can confirm, have been a guard.

‘Rounds’ were check boxes on a piece of paper. TF do I care whether doors are secure, it’s not my department store.

Quite right, they should be given badges and guns.

I know that you mean well, but that is an extremely ‘Evil Billionaire’ thing to do

Looks like she was running and tripped

I would do them both

Spiderman pointing at Spiderman meme

Every time I’ve had ginger up my ass, I’ve been a bit more lively.

Ginger seems to like it too.

“But do you sit down, or stand up?”

“Either, but I never kneel.”

Look away, I don’t want you to see me cry