I feel like I’m lucky now if they’re even willing to SELL me the utility that used to come standard.

More than half the time, when the new, sleek product gets rid of functionality, the response to, “How do I do all the things I need to do?” is essentially, “You don’t!”

And if you ask to keep using the previous product, the response is, “No.”

Is that the one with the eye?

That was awesome.

You shall see a… cow… on the roof of a cotton house.

Apple trees are both mommies and daddies.

Big ears!

Are the “good guys” still kaiju? I mean, I know the good monsters are still kaiju. But is, like, Ultraman a kaiju?

Phantom time conspiracies are my favorite kind of dumbass conspiracies.

To load the gun. Pay attention!

Though apparently only forms because of a fungus!

Especially in manga.

That edit made my day.

Bullet Train was fun as hell.

Edit: I just realized that I saw John Wick based on, “Hey I want to see a movie today. John Wick? No idea what this is, but if it’s in IMAX it might be fun!”

It was.

I’m a huge fan of cookie dough, cookies and cream, and birthday cake. But if I had to choose a single flavor, it’d be good, strong vanilla.

God I love that movie.

Additionally, eight ounces of steak might be lean. (It also might not, of course.) Eight ounces of hamburger, especially one from a fast food restaurant, is absolutely not lean beef.

It’s inane to say “always has.” You can easily make the point that they’ve become pretty damn shitty, though.

They are even known to be able to perform this on two chicks at the same time

There is absolutely no possible way this was a coincidence, and I applaud it.

I rarely go to slashdot anymore, but still do occasionally. What did they do?