I don’t shop at Target because their stores smell weird and it’s a sensory issue.

I haven’t stepped foot inside a Walmart since I was 6.

Ah yes, Lemmy.world

AKA “I can’t believe it’s not Reddit!”

On this episode of false dichotomy…

I say we put all the idiots into a big bucket of hydrogen peroxide or some other oxidizer so we can have an infinite supply of oxymoron

None of the new weapons are objectively better then stock, they’re all sidegrades (except for maybe the crusader’s crossbow for medic because the stock syringe gun sucks)

If you really don’t like them, there’s a mod you can install that removes everyone’s hats and cosmetics.

It’s because more information is encoded on the X chromosome then the Y, having two copies of the X chromosome makes it less likely for a mutation in that chromosome to cause cancer because there’s another non-defective copy to potentially diminish the mutation’s effect.

However stupid shit like that probably sways the needle as well.

lol I have 3Mbps down .5 up for 40$

I saw my first cybertruck in traffic yesterday, I initially thought that some redneck had every part you need to make a car except for the frame and body, and was like “I don’t need none of that fancy shit, I got square tube and steel plate!” and welded together the laziest design they could think of. Then I realized it was just a cybertruck, and promptly laughed at it.

It’s the vengeful spirit of that 2012 mac mini that I put out of its misery last year!

I followed a tutorial meant to bypass Easy: Anticheat for VRchat. I manually defined the hardware names and versions of some of my computer’s components in KVM’s XML code. It wasn’t very difficult and only took about 30 minutes in total, setting up GPU passthrough was difficult though.

Oh my god it’s back? I was hoping we’d seen the last of it back in 2023.

Update: It’s now working.

I’ve finally banished Windows to a virtual machine, and am gearing up to fistfight Easy: Anti-cheat Rootkit AKA Fucking piece of shit that does precisely fuck-all to stop cheating despite having access to kernel space in order to get Sea of Thieves working on my virtual machine.

After Chinese spyware banned, users of banned Chinese spyware migrate to not-yet banned Chinese spyware.

I need a bigger truck in case I ever need to haul an armchair.

What do you mean you can fit an armchair into the trunk of a toyota prius?

I saw a lifted truck with two cab extensions and like 3 feet of bed.

“But diamonds are forever!” No they’re not, in fact, they’re actually flammable. *

*in an environment of pure oxygen

Instructions unclear: Went too far and now have neutronium.