Companies hope that biometric age-verification tech in cartridges could put flavored vapes back in business. But it’s unlikely to solve the real problems.
Archived version: https://archive.is/20260328113729/https://www.wired.com/story/your-vape-wants-to-know-how-old-you-are/



I just cannot begin to describe how stupid this is. You know what? I’m not going to even try.
But THE BLOCKCHAIN! Remember that time before everything was AI this and GPT that?
A simpler time where you could pay thousands of dollars to “own” a digital file nobody wanted and could freely copy.
A time where words like “memecoin” were commonplace on national news stations.
A time when everyone was trying to get you to invest in something they didn’t understand because the lines kept going up?