Hey, at least my kind shit in the woods and not in their pants (or on immigrants… or trans people… or whoever the latest outgroup is).

I certainly would. 😁

License at 16, drove for the first time at 11 (on private property).

Time to bring in the dancing lobsters!

Hmm… I do see a problem with that. He might already be dead from blood loss by the time the chipper gets to his alleged balls.

I’m glad some people got that reference. 😁

Dis not Blockbuster… dis Blockblister

Yet another example of humans underestimating other species.

'Tis.

I wanted to patent a vegan version and call them “not pockets”, but I was told that dogs are the reason I couldn’t do that. 😁

/s

Agreed fully. It definitely isn’t nice to shame anyone for having a small penis. I just like saying it because I know he’s the sort of person who would get really, really pissed off by it. :-)

This image, though… part of me wants to look it up, but part of me knows I wouldn’t be able to go back from that.

And I would love it if Mr. Nadella stopped working for a company whose name perfectly describes his genitals.

This. Lots and lots of people, especially when I was younger, would go on about how “animals” (non-humans) can’t experience pain or emotion. 30 years of evidence to the contrary later, fuck 'em.

Comin’ again to save the motherfucking day, yeah

Rule 34

I’m not a nazi, I swear!

I’m gonna watch this episode when I get home. 😁

“Sorry Kate…”

There’s a very educational show from Denmark called John Dillermand.

…I’ll see myself out. 🤣

Nah. We still have 20.3 years before it becomes funny.