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Thay it in hith voithe

Get rekt, @phtheven@lemmy.world!
Shitty tip.
I have been trying it for the past hour.
No cock, no semen.
What a fucking waste of time.




C’mon @MisterNeon@lemmy.world , quit being a pussy and bottling up everything inside.
@anon6789@lemmy.world is offering you an ear. Gather your guts and talk your sadness out of your body. Sadness hates it when you talk about it with others. #SharingSadnessSaddensSadness
Aawww, your pookie bear isn’t sensitive enough?
Gonna cry about it?
Damnnn…
Forgive me Lord, for what I’m about to do…


Hmmmm,
That explains the string of dudes in my grindr and the butterflies in my tummy everytime I think of dick.


Dear Aunt Agatha,
I own a dick.
I like to have my dick caressed by other dick-loving individual.
What does that make me?
Sincerely,
All-out-now McJohnson
Bill, you sly dog you!


Petrichor is available as perfumes. Spray it where you fancy and bob’s your uncle.
For your mango kink, go test Wanted By Night By Azzaro. To me, it smells like mango leaves/mango seed, ymmv.
So you are a butt guy.
Nice!!!


No matter who denies it, this is peak artfully stylised graphics for any game ever made.

Valve gives you a taste of gambling.
Every billionaire out there has become a billionaire by being a fucking idiot. No exceptions.
https://www.pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/valves-reported-profit-per-head-from-steam-commissions-is-out-there-and-at-usd3-5-million-per-employee-it-makes-apple-and-facebook-look-like-a-lemonade-stand/
Bbbbbuu…bbbuuuttttttt
Dude.
Bruh!
Broski…
Okay, I’ll make a final attempt…
In the joke, the ‘thinkable’ is actually ‘sinkable’.
Which is not clear when you say it the first time because it sounds like you’re saying ‘think’ & ‘thinkable’, both of which are actually words.
Trick lies in enunciating the punchline.
Hence the Mike Tyson reference.
Now, if you still haven’t got it, I really hope you are very very very rich so that you can survive in this world with that super smooth brain in your skull.
If you did get it now, henceforth it is your ethical and moral duty to spread this stupid-ass joke every time you get the chance.
God speed and be weird.