As a middle aged fat person who has recently joined a gym I can confirm you are correct.

I was really expecting a Rick roll here, this is even better

We call this egg-in-the-hole, which I am just realizing is not very original, but there it is. It is also necessary to fry the bread “holes” they are a nice bonus.

What does not enough penis look like?

I’m a supervisor in a machine and welding shop so I would pick Carl Vernon’s " Surrounded By Morons Make the Most of it. "

I think we are the same person

If you want to online shop or research something to buy, or spend money in some way, Chrome and Google search is superior. If you are looking for information, news, anything not requiring payment, Firehox and duck duck go are the best

Upvote for being shitfaced.