kids with verbal issues can oftentimes learn sign language, fwtw

that’s still what a bio hacker is… chuds use all sorts of words wrong.
“i took a vitamin! im a biohacker!”
nope, you’re the same dude who took steroids in the 80’s.

ass juice sounds messier to me

i jest, kind sir

fucking internet people when they see an absolutely normal ass…
….
btw juice is the absolute last thing i want coming out of thicc ass

and that robbers might target women drivers?
or that Uber are TERFs?
just speculating….
as much as i hate misandry, i hate the men that make it logical.
(i’m a very tall, rbf male and i scare people all the time by just walking around thinking about shit like how to more efficiently make a sine wave generator)
(i was thinking if i modulate a computer fan at .5 hz i could get some fun bass… but my arduino only does 3v so i need to involve a transistor in there… )

masochism fuels my fire, sire.

i get it but i have a dog and im still mad at you

except it’s an unearned stereotype pushed by the corporations that lose money from people quitting meat and windows

i could tell you a lot of jokes based on stereotypes but i don’t want to spread fud.
also, i’ve never heard a single person talk about crossfit ever, but if they do, it’s probably because they enjoy it and want to tell you about things they have benefited from because they want you to be healthy and happier… not to gloat or whatever

as a long time linux user, nobody wants to try it unless they’re interested in programming or some highly technical thing….
and really that’s where windows wins.

this is the same corporate fueled viral joke as “vegans always telling everyone about being vegan”.
maybe if windows wasn’t a vibe coded, microslop, death-by-1,000-papercuts, spycrosoft, torment nexus, then nobody would feel the need to tell people about linux?

well that percentage is just determined by betting purchases of stocks related to the outcome of a prediction….
and i think magats are over represented on there, so i’d put the odds at higher than that.
i’ll put the cynicism behind a spoiler tag but

it’s kinda like rain, on your wedding day

how do you remove it?

yes the guiness drought cans use nitrous oxide, but the monster uses nitro glycerin….
no wait….
well the guiness has alcohol which is less dense than water….
fine, i’ll make one and report back

https://polymarket.com/event/trump-out-as-president-by-march-31

i reckon the nitro monster helps?
also it’s probably entirely fake.
wow, i just realized we’ve crossed over from “pic or it didn’t happen” to “video with moving camera or it didn’t happen”….
eventually it will be “hologram or it didn’t happen”

well now we can add on: “illegal gambling on literally everything”
and “1984 level surveillance being sold to the government instead of being done by them directly so somehow legal”
… maybe something about giant ai networks of murder robots waging war?
fuck why did we have to get the worst cyberpunk sci-fi future….

close, but the phone will connect to the towers and track you without a sim card.
(also bluetooth and wifi)