The only possibility is all possibilities.

Is this an AI-generated blog? All the posts are dated December 12, 2024.

Which book is that?

They must have taken driving lessons from a thermostat.

Influencer?

He will call it “Greenland” and assert that it makes him eligible to buy the country.

Well I don’t want to end up with a straw in my butt!

I love Gorillaz and have listened to Deltron 3030 plenty of times but never made the connection!

Many people here do not save up for one, especially younger/low-income folks. They get loans on their credit cards. The perceived status is a big deal.

I also saw a video of a teen who made his poor parents give up several years’ worth of savings to get him an iPhone. The store owner made the video and boasted about it, which was disgusting. The kicker is the teen didn’t even get the unboxing experience. The store owner opened the box and showed off the phone before handing it over.

The fur protects it for the most part.

UrGenus is a gas giant.

By the law of names, the kid is now a cicada.

Mahua is a perfectly cromulent Bengali name.

Yes.

The way I do it is if a list only has single sentences or sentence fragments, I omit the period.

If there is at least one point with two sentences, everyone gets a period.

If a list has sentence fragments and double sentences, I cry. Then I rewrite the fragments into complete sentences, complaining about it the whole time.

Don’t forget to outstretch your pinky for the gentle shake.

Using “basis” to mean “based on”.

“Basis our discussion, please go ahead and…” “We decided on a price point basis our market research.”

It makes me uncomfortable.

You’re right about the malice bit. Maybe there are corollaries?

Gillette Vector Pro Plus 3000 with advanced cooling gel pad. Makes your face look like a boiled egg.

Also known as Hanlon’s razor.

According to Dankpods, it’s 3. But that’s a shriek, not a scream.

Proboscis penis; it can make your skin crawl!