won’t someone PLEASE think of the gestapo!

>tfw there’s no qt anime babe to deport you to greenland

It’s fine, I use chrome all the time and it works

sex with hitler pales in comparison to sex with hitler 2

that would have been clever but anon is not that clever so no

yeah it’s the thing that got stuck in anon’s head

trading bottle caps is lucrative af, think of all the bottle caps you could earn

Guns don’t kill people, bullets flying out of guns very fast kill people

it was just one guy who was like

 for num in range(3000000):

  if num < 23000:

    Grok.draw_sexualized_image(minor = True)

    continue

  Grok.draw_sexualized_image(minor = False)

none of this affects what shows up in my google searches so i don’t really care

SYMPHONY THAT’S LIII-HIIIIIIIIIFE

.cpp is the funniest file extension, .see PP lmaooooooo

that’s what the pinewood derby was like at my school. all the kids with engineer dads had the fastest cars. hmmmm i wonder why hmmmmmm

given what “edge” means among the teens these days, microsoft really should go back to the old browser name…microsoft goon

Whoever this “Jerry” is, he needs our help, he may not be sick now, but if he keeps it up he will be

i thought it was obvious i was joking but yeah, that would be faster

“Feel worthless? Just look at this person who, unlike you, actually has their shit together”

the topic differentiation technology doesn’t exist yet, so i just hit ctrl+c about a second after i hit enter

my shit is optimized AF

I have all of wikipedia in a single 156 GB text file. in my .zshrc i have fastWikiLookup() { cat ~/wikipedia.txt | grep "$@" }