While working in fast food, I realized just how disgusting the ice bin gets. Also: the amount of drink you get is at least 1/3 less after ice is added and temperature has never been a huge concern to me. I’d much rather have a slightly warmer beverage than one diluted with germ-laden water. So, yeah. Fuck ICE (and adding frozen water to beverages).

🎶 65 tons of American pride! 🎶

That’s pretty cool that we now get to see federal thugs kill US citizens from 4 different angles. So, we got that going for us.

Four meters?! Da fuck is dat in freedom units?

Nah, cops prefer sitting in their idling cars and occasionally write tickets. Sometimes they show up late to a crime scene, take pics, and file a report. You’re hoping the cops protect citizens from fed-sponsored, armed thugs? You’re on your own.

Yep. He needs his keys taken away and placed in a home. But instead, 1/3 of our population gave him the #1 military in the world and all the nukes. Then 1/3 of the population was too lazy to NOT vote for the non-tyrannical choice. What the fuck did we do, America?!

It doesn’t. I’ve also disabled network access to Nova years ago (GrapheneOS FTW). I’m gonna go ahead and disable updates for Nova and try to fully commit to switching to Lawnchair.

You’re absolutely correct. I’m all for democracy. I upvote your filth the vast majority of the time.

Oh Mickey7… Think of the filth we would miss out on, if you weren’t in our lives.

That feeling when you pour a bowl of cereal, then remember you’re out of milk.

Lemon party? Did you visit rotten dot com and 4chan in the 2000s? Did you download the Daniel Pearl beheading video via Kazaa Lite? I just want to be sure you got the full millennial childhood experience.

Commuting via bike, scooter, or your legs in Car-merica? Give it a few months or years and you will be hit by a car.

Thanks! What a Chad marketing team.

Anyone able to translate this, for us stupid monolinguists?

You can tell by the large bulge that this is not reality.

When someone gets shot in the head from close range, an ambulance isn’t going to help much. Also, this wasn’t an active shooter that requires bystanders to run. We’re supposed to be able to trust law enforcement to not shoot unarmed civilians. I’m not judging what these people said because they were in shock after witnessing a murder.

You wanna bet on it? No, seriously. Let’s recklessly gamble on prediction markets regarding the collapse of humanity.

Those scammers should stop scamming those scammers talking about an invisible sky daddy.

I can confirm that modern Android does indeed allow for “starred contacts” to interrupt DND via both texts and/or calls.

Those thieves haven’t aged a day. But Macaulay on the other hand… Those cigs haven’t been kind.