As a Texan, this was very easy to read

No, the quote am I isn’t your father:

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Covered in The Joker’s blood, Batman lights a cigar

Metaphorically, yes. But the true murder occurred during the 8 minutes of ICE preventing medical assistance after shooting Good.

Every time I used to see that show up in the YouTube captions, I always thought it said “applesauce”

You can’t tell them what to do! Submit a PR, if you’ve already figured it out

I’m working on a major website migration right now, and was literally hashing things out with timestamps yesterday. If I had to deal with encountering a 24th/no 0th-hour bug, I’d call up the old dev and ask them how they avoid shitting on their loved ones while being such a giant asshole. Make me fucking convert the hours to a number so that I can subtract by one, and then convert it back to a timestamp. I know it’s a simple solution, but I would have definitely first wasted hours trying to figure out why and which of my 50,000 posts was causing my migration to fail.

Point being, what you call a cosmetic error could singularly fuel my nightmares for a month. Shame on the maintainer for acting so indignant over what I now consider the kindest bug report of all time. I’m so grateful that users like you exist.

Yes. Fairy easy

Darth INRI

Probably us? Like, eventually. For no real reason.

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

I think your question is egotistical. We should send letters to the planets asking them what they want to be called. Until then, we can name all of them variants of “TheFartographer” to celebrate my incredible humility.

Mine had issues with tires getting slashed, and items stolen in lots that were patrolled by campus police, who couldn’t catch the criminal. When the city police got involved, they found out it was the campus police.

Modern day Dead Parrot sketch

He looks like an off-brand polyester Taika Waititi that got washed and dried too hot

Must do something useful? You’re the one selling the damn thing. You can’t build a Pinto and then tell people “we have to stop burning to death or we’ll lose permission to keep production faulty cars.”

There is something inherently wrong with your product, and you can’t even fix it because you’re too busy shoving it down everyone’s throats.

It’s like you’re trying to bake cookies using pieces of every plagiarized baking recipe, whether or not they’re related. Then, before you’ve actually tasted the cookies, you’re telling everyone to reach into the oven and try using this “basic” cookie to modify and make their own cookies.

Except the cookies haven’t even baked yet. And before you’ve ever tasted a single fully baked cookie, you’re announcing modifications to your cookie dough recipe based on feedback from your previously undercooked, improperly made cookies.

Go back to small scale. Let people bake their own cookies at home, and report what they’ve discovered. Try upscaling those recipes, and see if you can make any parts more efficient.

And quit telling people to eat your tainted cookies that are poisoning everyone, and then telling them that if they don’t start enjoying your cookies soon, then you’re gonna have to shut down your factory.

Your cookie/Pinto/AI venture deserves to be shut down. Take the L, learn from it, and try again after you figure out how to get it right. Bake a better cookie instead of trying to make better consumers.

Ugh, my mental lore was that she’s perfectly fine, you just blame her for everything. Kinda like Toby from The Office.

But now I no longer find her character relatable or sympathetic. Yet another thing she’s ruined…

BTW, I’m glad she didn’t murder you with a knife and I’m sorry that you have to live with her existence weighing on your mind. Sincerely.

Step 1. Buy PC
Step 2. Connect to Internet
Step 3. Open terminal
Step 4. Ping, speed test, trace route, and cURL all day to see if you’re still connected
Step 5. Join a community and ask other users what equipment they’re using to ping, speed test, trace route, and cURL

I only voted for Obama once. The first time, I voted for John McCain. What a brainwashed fool I was. What a brainwashed fool I still am; for some reason, I believe that a magical someone is gonna save us all.

The world wouldn’t allow us to commit such atrocities, right?

-Looks at Palestine- fuck.

I don’t know your SIL, and I honestly now feel kinda sorry for her. But I still kinda wanna know what else you blame on her. I’m not sure I even wanna know why, I think that might ruin the lore.