Excuse me, but I can think of a couple other people I’d like you to meme about…

Wish them a joyous Yuletide. A cheerful solstice. A felicitous December.

The FBI don’t need a back door, they just to find the plaintext default password some unpaid intern built into the product for testing purposes before Russia does.

First one to fall on top of their opponent wins.

If you build enough solar and wind to kick fossils off the grid, they’re going to overproduce at times of peak operation. Rather than wasting that peak production, use it to process CO2.

Also, Canada’s forests burned so hard, they were a net emitter this year. I’m not sure how reliable a carbon sink trees really are as the warming gets worse…

Premeditating the murder of a plant.

… HONK!

Warning: Exposure may cause irritation.

Russian cruisers upgrade to submarines.

Russian submarines upgrade to aircraft.

Using something I’ve built to destroy warships before they can launch cruise missiles at an apartment block?

Now I am become death, saviour of civilian power grids.

Relax, they’re small cans of light beer. It’s like 4 actual beers, tops.

Windows is nagware now. Microsoft dared to imagine an entire OS on the Winrar model.

Ah, the superior siege utensil.

This sets the dangerous precedent that sedition is some kind of crime.

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⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️? Am I pronouncing that right, or is the last ⬛️ silent?

We’re walking about Windows, here. If 32-bit ever dies on Windows, it will be lovingly stuffed and placed on the mantle like a pet whose owner can’t admit it’s gone.

I’ve been told that beans are an especially magical fruit.

Now you and me battle for the supremacy of our respective generations on the fields of Usenet, to honour our ancestors.

The zoomers were never on Twitter. Too busy with their Snappychats and Tikkytalks.

I just assume every image with four panels…