Clearly written by a non-pineapple eater, can’t fathom that they just gave us pineapple eaters inspiration

Because the people who came up with it assume it would have the same ego as them.
It’s also just Pascal’s wager in a robot costume.

Bad news about Target: they’ve cancelled their DEI initiatives to cater to the administration

That mantis shrimp familiar is badass.

Do familiars count as dependents?

What’s your impression of loops so far?
I’ve been underwhelmed, but I don’t know if that’s a platform issue or an adoption issue. Found a couple good accounts to follow, but I really want a block option to keep some accounts out of my “for you”

I only eat Koom Valley brand granola bars

A neighbor told me that even though her now-adult children had no side effects if she could go back and decide to not vaccinate them instead, she would

Sleepytime tea

Android programmer. Picked it up back in 2011 when I was a couple years out of school.

Great tits and no one to appreciate them in his own comic. Maybe he’ll find his way to Oglaf

Just aks the server directly. Aks it right in the power cord and then aks the hard drive. Aks it over and over

I’d trade LLMs for bug ships and necro assassins in a heartbeat

Iirc they’re indexes for the system wide search feature, Spotlight

Your dialer may already be monetized! If you get a call from a company and see their logo chances are they paid for that. It’s not enshittified yet, but it definitely could be. Source: I maintain a codebase that does this for a major device manufacturers dialer.

I’m them-adjacent and I’ll keep my mouth shut

Ringing Bell intensifies

Reduced demand (through more deaths) will naturally lower prices

Buffalo wings give me windmelon

I recognize the river diversion one as an Alex Jones taking point, via Knowledge Fight. Iirc it’s in northern California and wouldn’t help with reservoirs near LA anyway. The river may or may not actually even be diverted for these fish

In parallel!

Praise the goddess Anoia!

You’re falling down the Terry Pratchett rabbit hole very effectively! The best way out is to start reading.

Anoia is the goddess of things stuck in drawers. Mrs. Cake is too be avoided because she has precognition but forgets to turn it off during conversations which leads to confusion when she answers a question before you ask it, but insists you ask anyway because she’ll get a terrible headache if you don’t.