Cats can sense the time vortex from within the tardis blanket, I think.

Doubtful but it seems like it could be a statement in and of itself.

Can I make my own out of the bulletproof backpacks they market for kids?

It’s an old meme, but it checks out.

(but for those curious scrollers it’s dishes sink machine)

Can confirm anecdotally. Have a Harry Potter tattoo from when I was 18, am trans. Only one of them I regret and it’s not transitioning.

I ain’t seen the bridge!

Where’s that confounded bridge?

hey you don’t have to come at me like that

Taco bob is very handsome and I imagine very aware of it.

I bought a pack for the first time in like 10 years, fk it

Thank you for sticking up for us.

Sincerely, someone deep in the closet for reasons of personal safety.

Easy on the tini

I would like to subscribe to additional funny pigeon anecdotes

As an elder millennial I also did not get that one.

Speculating lmao

I used to work at an animal shelter and as a result have dished up the vast majority of commercially available wet cat foods at some point (we’d get lots of stuff donated to us). At least what’s available where I live. Not gonna lie there have been a few fish ones where they’ve honestly smelled just like a decent fish chowder and I’ve thought ‘you know, in an apocalypse…’. Some are just chunks of mackerel or sardines in sauce and I eat sardines in sauce all the time lol. You’d have to eat a lot of them to get enough calories though. Kitten food is probably the most calorically dense but you won’t get a lot of flavor or texture options, mainly mystery meat pâté.

That makes sense, thanks for teaching me something today :)

I don’t speak Spanish (helpful eh?) but I remember when I was in Mexico I went to a cool place called Xel-Há, which was pronounced shell-ha. So there’s one.

Now it’s over, I’m dead and I haven’t done anything that I want. Or I’m still alive and there’s nothing I wanna do.

I can’t think about how old that song is, it hurts me.

It’s not, it’s a Meijer (Midwest chain).