I think the Documentary Now! episode, “Juan Likes Rice and Chicken” is better than Jiro Dreams of Sushi

Also Matt’s mentor is called Stick, and the turtles have Splinter

Is that not a thing people do?

Tastes like sugary water.

You know what works really well for lip/mouth burn?

Soap. Seriously, try it if you ever need a nuclear option.

Sounds like a slice of fried gold

Absolutely. Years of dedicated research have been spent maximizing the attention economy

Bloody Roar. The rights are held by Konami, so there’s practically no chance of it happening.

I can’t remember where I read it, but I’ve heard that Americans all have guns and love shooting them, so they must have brain damage

Cyka blyat

Terrible reading comprehension

Me too!

Hey, you’re rad!

What the fuck

My first thought was also BonesOfTheMoon

This guy acting like he doesn’t butter snack

Slice off a pad and pop it on a plate, then microwave it a little.

I don’t know if that’s how you’re supposed to do it, but it sure as hell works.

And they break for like no reason

Lol, no

Well they added a few cosmetic items from the show, I’m pretty sure.

How about cactus juice?