poor guy. thank God i’m not a politician.

We do, we gain and then but lose them in the womb. They’re called volar pads

Let’s face it, those buildings were making traffic worse.

/s

Time to start telling everyone you’re better than them

I think this is an ad

Went camping but when I got to the site, I thought I’d lost a part I needed to set up the tent so I booked a (expensive) last minute hotel. I noticed I had the piece almost as soon as I hung up. But I couldn’t cancel as no one was picking up when I called and their policy only allowed cancellations until midday.

I too, have a gooning problem

Please explain

We had a pact. Out by 16 or dead on the scene together for fucking ever

… btw

Apparently 6000 of the guys in first pane killed themselves in the US last year

Similarly, if a Dutch person ever asks you to “kiss my moist cunt” or (kies mijn mooiste kant), don’t take offence.

What’s gaya genda?

That’s me haha fml

Too much. I alternate between xitter, lemmy and YouTube. Sometimes I leave YouTube on in the background while I alternate twitter and lemmy. It’s a problem.

it’s happened to me, except i ended up in an ambulance or hospital on multiple occasions decided to stick to soft stuff haha

Scooby doo would lose it if he saw those pants 🐕👅

Solid food should not be served on a cup

First, remember that an orange is like a good marriage. Then just eat the damn orange.

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