That’s gold, Jerry

Capitalism eats everything if you let it, including governments.

The pinterest one is fucking bullshit. If you don’t log in, it only shows you low-res visuals.

Everything the light touches, young centaur, is your toilet

I see the tail peeking through so there’s a tail hole. Hopefully there is also a poop hatch…although you’d probably have to get a buddy to open it…

Well they could’ve had northsex, but it was too cold.

Oh right Rupert is the Daily Telegraph, which is presumably the same bullshit but faster.

I imagine it has something to do with Satan’s arsehole, Rupert, being the publisher of the Daily Mail.

I have become fun, destroyer of boredom… and pants.

Don’t be teasing me on a Wednesday, mafucka