Incontinentius buttocks, at it again

Only fans

Biffle

Nice carpet you’ve got there… be a shame if someone… barfed eggs all over it

What’s the worse that could happen?

Freezer burn yo baby

NOM

Also Pros - can be ridden at motorway speeds and can swallow your enemies

Build it and they will cum

Brain Machine Interface

Hopefully not from Elon Musk but he might well get there first

HS2, the latest UK high speed rail project is 140 miles and the budget currently stands at about 100bn GBP (…130bn $…?)

10bn gon get you nowhere, sorry

/edit. More rail good, but realistic budgets needed

Steam still says it’s an mmo… what is it then?

No, you weren’t

Add vodka and a shot of espresso and you have espresso martini, a drink to both wake you up and fuck you up

I showed this to my brother and he told me that his 7 year old, when he wants to sound mature, will announce that he’s the mayor of willytown

I desperately need a book of these for a Christmas present

/cries in jazz

Well, we’ve got to keep your knees warm honey!

Of I understand you right that’s 1 € per hour. If you enjoyed those hours then that’s a pretty good return. Enjoy

5… those are rookie numbers, you’ve got to pump those numbers up!

/s

THE ALIENS CONTINUE TO MAKE PROGRESS ON THE AVATAR PROJECT

Well then, from a purely business pov, it seems that what spoitfy should do is wipe these white noise casts, post some of their own (possibly from a subsidiary) and watch that extra 38mill roll in