He didn’t write Project 2025. He’s not the one with these ideas.
True, but his cult of personality is integral to the power to keep everyone in line.
Insufficiently deferential Republican congresscritters won’t be successfully primaried because of a mean tweet from Jericho Johnson, John Thune or the couch fucker.
the importer pays the tax
Officially, but in reality the extra cost gets passed down to the consumers in all countries involved, following the usual recipe of the rich getting all the gains and the poor getting all the expenses.
Perfect encapsulation of the state of the Dem leadership:
“Chuck Schumer caving and saying he’ll vote for a blank check for Trump and Musk is demonstrative of why Democrats lose,” lamented progressive activist and writer Jonathan Cohn. “Voters so often don’t believe what they [Dem leadership] say because they don’t believe what they say.”
(Emphasis and clarification in brackets mine)
I know. I wasn’t trying to self-censor. Mentioning Italy just felt like a fitting way to talk about Luigi in the context of Europe 🤷
I get all groceries
Sounds EXTREMELY wasteful tbh. Should probably start being much more selective…
The audacity lmao
I think you’ll find that it’s spelled “audible” 😉
the distance is 384400km
That’s almost the distance between my bed and the kitchen before my first cup of coffee!
For some reason though, men seem to be heavily invested in dicks.
Which makes it all the more tragic that the John Holmes Index dropped 12 more points today 📉
Gender?
Sex at birth?
Are you trans?
Are you gay? Bi?
Ever been depressed?
Abuse alcohol? Drugs?
Ever been arrested?
Ever been in the military?
Well what about your spouse?
Ever work for the government?
That degree you mentioned, we can’t ask your age but uh, when did you earn that bad boy, huh?
I’m just trying to get an egg loan! There’s people in line behind me!
How many smartphones are even signed by that many parents? 2?
Talk about banning unicorns!
It’s a feature in the new update.
“I see you’re trying to make biscuits. That’s MY job.”
For three hundred you could order enough raw ingredients to make enough doses that you could measurably alter the birth rate of a small nation state.
Still a more affordable hobby than Warhammer 40k 🤷
That’s like saying that eating broken glass, rotten fruit, spoiled eggs, and enriched uranium are all really bad for you.
While technically true, the difference in HOW bad for you is significant and important.
It’s also made significantly more expensive by the fact that it IS an actual cock from a horse.
Purebred only, on Musk’s insistence.
-Mark Twain
-Michael Scott
Someone at Boeing probably paid a lot of money for keeping them out of the headline…
#IfItsBoeingImNotGoing