Man, three body problem is such a good show! I cannot wait for the second season and I just got the books

My dad installed a urinal in his bathroom. He loved it and never regretted the installation.

Two words for me. Read. Receipts. I have found that someone will inevitably text me and say, “why didn’t you respond?” Fucker. You texted me. Want me to actually engage with you? Call me. Otherwise you’re now at my mercy.

I prefer calling because it’s easy to silence and just let it go to VM if I am busy. Call back immediately and that’s usually a sign of being needed.

I fucking hated having roommates. Our house had two kitchens and you’d think that would solve a lot of the issues… Nope. Cat litter box. Garage. Shared backyard. Everything that could be mistreated, or used improperly, was.

Limon pepino or cucumber melon is the best and I will NEVER call that green

I grew up in the boat of not ever expecting any type of inheritance. Then my dad remarried and it is a thing, and that discussion that makes me really uncomfortable. I am in the first camp. I don’t feel any sense of ownership or entitlement to that money.

She wants to go on a fancy trip to Bali? Good for her.

New car? Awesome.

He raised me, that was his responsibility. He did a great job and that’s all I needed.

I am sure there will be something left but I’m not hedging all of my bets on it. Work bonus stays with me, though.

I’m sorry if this is worded weirdly; my dad passed away two years ago and I am still getting used to the past tense.

Even on a man, nice nipples are the piece of the pie.

I think you’re onto something here.

Per the CDC

Use your preferred water temperature – cold or warm – to wash your hands. Warm and cold water remove the same number of germs from your hands. The water helps create soap lather that removes germs from your skin when you wash your hands. Water itself does not usually kill germs; to kill germs, water would need to be hot enough to scald your hands.

If you’re like me and hate warm water

I don’t think it is

There is also an unofficial Facebook page for Dominos Ethiopia

I refuse to acknowledge the cold weather until shit starts freezing. Then, only then, will I put on a vest.

Nice mesh shorts, slut

We also have to worry about Volcanos, mainly Mount Rainier. That fucker is likely going to wipe out Orting, Puyallup and Eastern Tacoma/Fife. I5 is going to be impacted in a few spots. The entire region will be reeling from that explosion for weeks, if not months.

Another Carly Rae one:

Fake Mona Lisa

He was born in Vegas

The way she sings it, it sounds like

It’s morning fa**ots

I leave our lights up through Mardi Gras. We live in Seattle so darkness is our friend until March. Leaving them up through the long dark makes a 5a start seem less irritating and I feel like it brightens up the neighborhood a bit. We have also put up some year round, inoffensive, hipster lights that are either party/relax, depending on your mood.

It’s funny, there is a lube called elbow grease. Here

Preganté

Okay, Fries are included with this one but I’d say anything over 16 bucks can be rounded up to 20, taking tip and taxes into account.

You’ve also got Purple in downtown. Miso burger is damn good but is 22 bucks.

Here in Seattle I routinely see a burger get near that mark.

Lol… You get worried that… What?

I wanted to like it more than I did but did not feel like I wasted my time. Could have been a bit shorter, imo