Geez, no need to get hostile. You make it sound like the Brittish Colonies and the US wiped out 97% of a thriving population of millions in many diverse nations with various gruesome methods including but not limited to biological warfare, kicked the survivors off their land and tried to indoctrinate their descendants. Do you even hear yourself?
Oh they’ll do a heck of a lot more than that, buster! You better believe he’s getting a hand-written letter in angry red ink along with a petition with dozens of signatures! They’ll get it notarized and send it via certified mail. Believe you me, he will feel their bureaucratic wrath!
How obscene. Imagine being forced to see tits when you’re just trying to post the N-word.
Are we talking about Twitter or Truth Social? Its so hard to keep track these days.
Congress is aware. That’s why they abdicated their responsibility to the Supreme Court.
You’re still functionally correct.
“No.” said Trump, and the Judiciary and Legislative branches just shrugged, put their hands in their pockets and kicked at the dust as they walked away.
“Aww, shucks.” they remarked while collecting millions of dollars.
It really is. I guess the silver lining is that hundreds of years of smoking might at least influence our natural selection such that the average person is slightly more resistant to wildfire smoke and acetylcholine agonists/ acetylcholinesterase inhibitors. Perhaps we’ve been training for the environmental disasters and chemical warfare that climate change may bring.
When money is speech, speech is not free.
Sadly, no. Over here in Kingsmarch, inflation’s been terribly high in general, but even worse after the recent return of The Yellow King. We’ve had to take a second mortgage for eggs alone.
I got you an AI-generated karma bot propaganda poster. No need to thank me.
Count me in. Let’s have a “The Scarlet Letter II: Internet Boogaloo.”
When you’re done, look inside for coupons for other quality products from Croft Foods and Jenny-Ralph Mills among others. You could be enjoying the satisfying crunch of Let’s potato chips and washing it down with a nice, refreshing can of Cuke, all while impressing your significant other by being such a smart shopper and protecting the family budget.
Winstons?! That’s a baby’s cigarette! And I should know because our the parent company of Morleys, Philly Mortis, used to own the Croft Food company, which has a line of baby foods. Also most pediatricians prefer Morley Juniors for the little ones anyway.
On a side note, I’ve got to appreciate the level of detail in that ad. His lighter works by rubbing two sticks together. I will never not be delighted by the Flintstones’ anachronisms.
Oh my God. My partner just gave me a Path of Exile II salad today. Am I a rube?
Title: “Too Nice to Obey”
(A Punk Rock Anthem of Kindness & Rebellion)
[Verse 1]
They tell you to fall in line,
To bow your head and march in time.
Obey the rules, don’t make a scene,
Keep your heart locked up, keep your hands clean.
But I see through their twisted game,
Control through fear, control through shame.
They want us cold, they want us cruel,
But kindness breaks their rigid rule!
[Chorus]
I’m too nice to obey, too soft to hate,
I hug friends, not the police state.
They preach war, I show love,
That’s my weapon, that’s my shove!
[Verse 2]
They scream “be tough, don’t give an inch,”
Empathy’s for the weak, compassion’s a glitch.
But kindness burns like gasoline,
A rebel’s heart that won’t turn mean.
They push us down, they make us fight,
Turn us into pawns in black and white.
But we paint the world in brighter hues,
With open arms and worn-out shoes.
[Bridge] (shouted call and response)
“They say hate!” (We say no!)
“They say fear!” (Let it go!)
“They say fight!” (We say care!)
“Revolution’s everywhere!”
[Breakdown]
We’ll be the thorn inside their side,
With every hug, we’ll watch them slide.
They can’t control what they don’t own,
Love’s a riot, let it grow!
[Outro] (gang vocals, chant)
Kindness is rebellion!
Love is insurrection!
Fascists fall when we stand tall—
Too nice to break, too strong to crawl!
Damn. You Black Mirror-ed my Black Mirror. Respect.
Me, too. I’m happy for you. Thanks to your ancestors for kicking Brittish ass including but not limited to that of British General Cornwallis. Thanks for the Louisiana purchase. Thanks to them for the Statue of Liberty. Thank you and your peers for demanding rights for the working class and violently refusing anything less. I hope France continues to be a beacon for democracy and I hope America finds its way back.