Chickens don’t menstruate.
Betteridge’s law of headlines is an adage that states: “Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no.” It is named after Ian Betteridge, a British technology journalist who wrote about it in 2009, although the principle is much older.
Me and my family
I’ll bet the owner of that dealership sure is sorry for jumping on last month’s bandwagon! Idiot!
I’m on the edge of my seat!
Does this smell like nitrogen to you?
Just as long as I’m not getting tossed into the beach
They figured this place was just another liberal outreach program and moved on. Lots of folks are.
Hmmm. Are we not doing electric cars anymore? Sorry. I’m out of the loop.
Neat! Tell us more!
What’s “EU AID”? Is that a real thing?
Right? Deported for harboring known criminals.
In a large bowl, combine 750ml of your closest booze and the Oreos. Use a potato masher to create a smooth yet chunky consistency. Best enjoyed naked while binge watching Bojack Horseman.
And they grow to enormous sizes. Not “as big as the tank.”