Might have used the bed for accelerating PCB etching :)

https://ieeexplore.ieee.org/document/9912040 “Hardware Accelerator for JSON Parsing, Querying and Schema Validation” “we can parse and query JSON data at 106 Gbps”

yay --sudoloop

Jesse, What the Fuck Are You Talking About

Then vm it is

Obligatory relevant xkcd https://xkcd.com/1205/

Or while you freeze to death :)

While whatsapp is using e2e encryption it is still owned by meta, as such I trust it just as much as plain facebook messenger. Signal ftw.