Be the change you want to see.

“Welp, time to invade Greenland. They’ll be outraged and forget about this killing after a couple of days.” - Trump, probably

“It’s top secret. Let me tell you everything I remember from when somebody told me about it.”

Love Victor Borge, and this made me literally laugh out loud!

Wasn’t this a '50s monster movie?

[Deep Narrator’s Voice} In a world… where nuclear cannibal ants have escaped…

🤣🤣🤣

I agree, but what’s the alternative? AT&T? They’re just Verizon Lite. T-Mobile? Their service area is worse than Verizon & AT&T. All the smaller/discount carriers are just MVNOs that use Verizon, AT&T, or T-Mobile’s network.

I got a text today saying that they’re giving a $20 credit on my next bill if I go to a website and request it.

I don’t think I can get a free month, but they definitely should knock a few bucks off of my next bill.

I’m going to call today and see if I can get even a small credit on my next bill. I went almost 12 hours with no service. I’ve been with them since before their name was even Verizon, but I know what my answer will be. I’m still going to try. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Can confirm. Have bought a lot of overpriced gas station food while high. But boy was it delicious at the time. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I used Apollo for Reddit on my phone. The dev was very active in the subreddit, and using Apollo truly felt like being a member of a club. When they shut down the API access, Christian, the dev, tried to negotiate with them to keep the app alive. Not only was Reddit not negotiating in good faith, but they actively lied about the interactions. Unfortunately for them, Christian produced the receipts that made them look like idiots. (But they apparently couldn’t care less.) I went looking for alternatives and found Lemmy. Voyager is “heavily inspired” by Apollo (which means it’s almost a carbon copy), and scratches the itch. Now, with PieFed, I’m even more happy here.

I mean, my wife watches all the Bachelor/Bachelorette shows, and I’m there when they’re on. I wouldn’t call what I do “watching” them, but I’m familiar with most of the people.

I have no idea who this clown is.

With those lips I’ll bet she sucks a mean…

Y’know what, never mind. If she did, he wouldn’t be cheating on her.

Air fryer and you don’t need any oil. And they come out as crisp as if they were fried in oil, and they’re healthier.

Air fryer really changed the way I cook.

Okay, thank you. I’ll use my .world account for now.

Yeah I don’t buy anything off Facebook ads after I got scammed from a surplus MacBook (I figured it would be loaded with spyware but I got a set of fuzzy earmuffs instead), and some closeout Hey Dudes (got nothing).

I’m whichever one doesn’t have anybody in it! Not my problem that they can’t label the doors clearer.

Woo hoo, Georgia on my Mind is now public domain!