Don’t validate that kind of idiocy with an argument, just say “sure, you’re probably right.” and brush off the idea of even talking about it in general.

“TheY cAn’T’ dO tHAt, IT’s iLlegAl!”

Yes. I really do.

Don’t expect anything sexy or nothin’, I’m genuinely in this for the Trinitron. Do you have retro consoles or should I bring mine?

So, it turns out what we all blatantly witnessed on video happening actually happened. Who’d’a thought, eh?

I know where this picture was taken, I’ve stood in that spot.

Fuck Murray, that place sucks.

This is in Murray, Utah, there are MANY a mountain climbing clubs.

Yes, you are, and yes, I am.

You are really telling on yourself.

I have a cat, so I’m not allowed to shit alone anymore.

Literally every episode of Mountain Monsters.

That might just help give me the get-up-and-go I’ve been needing to start running in the mornings, thanks!

“Do what I say or else I’ll charge my citizens more for your stuff!”

I think you’re on to something there. This could be big.

Grok: “You should be a nazi.”

ChatGPT: “You should kill yourself.”

I’m so glad that so much time, money, energy, and resources have been flushed straight down the fucking toilet for this. Worth it.

At least it’s the best asbestos.

“I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in human evolution. We became too self-aware; nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself."

I wear them until I know when I’ve stepped in liquid.

Mario Party.

I. Fucking. HATE. Mario Party.