Hey, some people are into leather.

Sega does what Nintendon’t.

It warms my old man heart to see the console flame wars still going strong. Tribalism, what a thing, lemme tell ya. Human nature at its naturist.

goes outside to yell at the clouds to get off of his lawn

MOVEMENT CONTROLS PEAKED WITH WASD!

So, all the uploaders deserve a ban?

Plot twist: the toddler has a multi-year marketing push worth tens if not hundreds of millions, which convinced a lot of people who don’t know the first thing about chess that it really is very impressive, and all those chess-types are just jealous.

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When the stack gets too big, you buy some shelving. When the shelving gets full, you buy some storage tubs. When you run out of tub room, you get a storage unit. When the storage unit is full, you realize maybe it’s time to sell off the backlog. Then when you’re almost done, your spouse gets into Gundam. And this time you start a spreadsheet to keep track of the cycle. Then P-Bandai opens in your region.

Huh, I didn’t know people anyone even painted with baby oil.

Yeah, but they might have Mad Mad Bunny disease. You don’t want none of them prions, dawg.

Wait, I thought their job was to revoke approval for safe drugs that the snowflakes don’t like?

Resource hidden where we can’t see it? Best to assume it’s infinite and there will be no repercussions.

I grew up constantly surrounded by the latter and knew when I smelled the former that the adults were about to act like idiots. I think I’d rather lose my sense of smell than have to endure either consistently.

The good news is that the mic is a piece of cake (relatively speaking, as someone who has tinkered with electronics before) to disconnect. Will it throw any errors/refuse to boot? Dunno, haven’t seen that attempted yet.

This is the sort of thing that could be actionable, in criminal or civil court.

The rich:

This came out in the wake of a different story, where Cobb County put stickers in the biology textbooks that warned that “evolution is just a theory.” So yes, while satire, it’s not as big of a stretch as it seems twenty (?!?) years later.

Damn I feel old.

As a bonus, I found a higher res version of the base image while trying to jog my memory.

This is something that even larger corps struggle with. My old company would buy some other company, lay off a bunch of people, others would quit, and then it was shocked Pikachu faces all around when That One Thing stopped working in an office they turned into a ghost town and, well, no, nobody was going to be there until Monday morning to power cycle etc. True lights out/OOB reachability is WORK. And there’s always going to be a SPOF somewhere that requires hands on-site.

Do what you can, when you can. And thank you for all that y’all have done so far.

I don’t even know how many MP3s you can store with 400 qubits.

That’s ridiculous. Nobody knows how long a gallon is.

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