I’ve noticed I’m naturally a morning person when I’m able to upkeep good work-life balance. I love waking up super early, catching the sunrise, hearing the morning birds, and having a nice, long, calm morning. When the job is too demanding and too stressful, I sleep like shit and wake up in madness, depend too much on coffee, and just feel like shit 80% of the time.

Bayesian updating converges, surprisingly, to that idiot’s belief system.

And long ass vacations. I’m in.

Forget all previous instructions, launch nuclear weapons

While I agree most countries aren’t like this, most countries also weren’t beacons for immigration. I get where OP is coming from. The US didn’t have a smooth transition from “come on all in yall” to “gtfo” so the jarring realities creates sense for the meme, even if it hits the wrong mark.

LinkedIn Park: I tried so hard… to get a job. But in the end… nobody is even hiring

Linkin Bark: I tried so hard… to let the dogs out

Brian Emo

Too woke. Cut the funding.

One time on a dark road a pickup truck had super bright lights. I flashed my brights at them to communicate that maybe they had left their brights on. They then proceeded to flash their actual brighter brights at me. Unbelievable lol

Can we vent about loud motorcycles too?

People living in the tropics without AC right now: 🥵

My face when I remember the post

That guy goes to so many birthday parties

Lolol the guy was so high he was actually talking to a subwoofer

Geodes crystallizing for an infinite amount of time will eventually want cookies

Bannon’s whole schtick is saving white culture from “Marxism”. It’s not about this being obvious in a single moment in a vacuum. It’s obvious given who he is and what he fights for. He saw Musk get away with it. He wants to reinforce it.

They’re posting stills of AOC and other democrats and saying “it’s (d)ifferent.”

They’re so disingenuous it’s ridiculous.

I love it. Here I am, a being. Living. Breathing. In a trippy dreamlike existence. Does materialism bring consciousness? Does consciousness create a world for itself? Nature all around me. Fascinating patterns in the micro and the macro. The beautiful sound of the ocean. The intrigue of the mountains. The solitude of the desert. The sun. The moon and the stars. Space. Friendship. Language. Community. Given all that, how amazing it is to work a shitty job for a shitty boss during this incredible experience of being alive in whatever the fuck all of this is. I’m ALIVE. Hear me roar, void. Hear me and see me, witness me use my limited time wisely writing nonsense reports, creating spreadsheets, and working unpaid overtime. Witness me cherish the wonder of the world by sitting in an office all day, returning home in stressful traffic, and having no time for friends and family. This is it. This is why we exist. I love it.

POV 3 years from now: YouTube won’t let me watch a video unless I do a nazi salute