final boss

Yup. Realizing everyone around you is their own protagonist is part of growing up and some people just never get there.

If only he were smart enough to know what words mean. Oh well. Back to huffing paint for him I suppose.

A century of diplomatic strategy is being unravelled in a matter of months.

Each individual piece is damning, let alone the whole thing.

Using a random chat app for your war plans. Accidentally adding a random civilian. The bizarre rage over Europe. The intentional withholding of information from Trump by his cabinet and VP. The comment about how Trump’s actions do not align with his actual messaging, implying it’s just impulsive bullshit. The way Hegseth speaks like a drunken uncle on Facebook.

Just traitorous dipshits the whole way down.

Despite all their Gadsden flags they are obedient.

Trump will come out and say that communist socialist fascist drag queens are blocking our beautiful mail with their Obama deep state radical leftist agenda and somehow his supporters will believe it even though it makes no sense.

They won’t notice. Or they’ll be happy because they owned the libs. Or it’ll be Biden’s fault.

Regardless there will be zero introspection or self-critique because they are incapable.

I’m sure repealing the CHIPS act will help.

He’ll spin it that Biden did it in league with deep state drag queens and also Canada.

And his base will accept it because they’re simple folk.

Young little Kevlar Musk only started showing up after Luigi.

Man isn’t even convicted yet and his name is taboo.

The rich are scared. Good. They should be.

I was waiting for Reddit to bend in the same way the others have. It was only a matter of time.

It has been 16 years since high school and I still miss cracking my back on these things.

He’d still be a piece of shit for throwing a Nazi salute during the inauguration of a US president.

There’s zero excuse for him to do this, stop defending fascists.

This Lovely Bones sequel is weird

Yes, that is why the banana phone was such a revolutionary invention.

“Dammit. Okay. We’ll divide you up into arbitrary subgroups, spread lies amongst those groups, and have you fight amongst yourselves rather than unify!”

He knows he’ll never make up the loss of subscribers on the left since he’s burned those bridges so he has to double down on the far right to carry his platform.

This way he gets to compete with X for a race to the bottom and see who can gather the most shitbags to support their plateauing businesses.