Hey

Good bot

Ah. Encryption back doors, and now passport database to find criminals.

It’s almost like our politicians saw China’s social credit score and thought it was a great idea…

Sent this to my wife All I got was an “awwh cute”

No worries

A measuring dick*

Interesting, I had no idea this was a thing!

But thinking about it, kinda makes sense for the shops to install them. For their benefit…not ours

Why not to have Bluetooth access?

I skip breakfast, but make up for it with double brunch

Oh no. They might actually make it onto the flag

That’s what they told you? 🤔

That’s exactly like something a boomer would say!

Let’s get him!

/s

Next you’re going to tell me having the microwave on slows my WiFi down!

No need to kink shame

Ffs Now I’ve got this song in my head

Coffee with a bit of techno usually

Flat It sprays the mud of the doggo nicely

Which they know about anyway.

Oh you visited x shop. Did you visit x shop? Here’s 25p

Yep that’s an anti homeless bench if I’ve ever seen one.

Why you calling me out like that