80% of the neurons in your brain are in your cerebellum

They’re mad at the protest, and they’re looking for any excuse to come down hard on the protesters.

What are the colors other than coal?

I’m glad to see coal in decline 😉

Have either of you ever been convicted of a Felony?

Convicted…? No, no… Never convicted…

I read that while denazification largely failed, the cold war got going and Germany realized they needed to pass pro-Democracy policies to garner aid from the rest of the free world. The next generation of Germans largely turned away from nazism and here we are today.

Someone similar happened in Taiwan. The KMT under Chiang Kai-shek weren’t really pro-Democracy either, but they knew they had to steer policy in that direction to win international support.

Don’t be so pendantic!

Where’s Mom??

Does anyone have a link to the skit where cops were called on a guy hauling his dead dad in a wheelbarrow through the neighborhood?

Went something like -

Cop: We got calls of a body being hauled through the neighborhood in a wheelbarrow.

Guy: Yup, that’s me.

Cop: Why didn’t you call 911?

Guy: 911 is for emergencies. I woke up and he was already dead. So no emergency.

Cop: Why does that kind of make a ton of sense?

I had no idea it’s real trouper. I’ve been saying real trooper all my life.

I read a while ago that people are sharing cars more and more. While someone may love a hot yellow, their partner may not, so they both settle for a grey. The market has gone from “I love it!” to “I don’t hate it…”

Will you answer nature’s call?

For the uninitiated, NFP is Natural Family Planning - the practice of avoiding coitus during ovulation as a form of birth control. It’s seen as a natural form of birth control compared to artificial birth control in the form of condoms and the pill.

It’s strange to me that the Catholic Church singles out birth control as needing to be natural, but not much else.

It’s around 75% effective at preventing pregnancies, but doesn’t stop STIs obviously.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_family_planning?wprov=sfla1

You may find this interesting: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thought-terminating_cliché?wprov=sfla1

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Too Cool

It keeps the story alive.

Step Bump, Step Bump Bump

Lonely Day in my ass

Reminded me of this moment in Silicon Valley