Sounds like she saved you a lot of trouble, lol

Congratulations this is the best (worst) one yet

I know you’re just using the same title as the Reddit post, but “Muslim-American” is probably the silliest hyphenism I’ve ever seen

“Dongles per snongle” sounds like a British person measuring the gender ratio at their local pub

Cock-and-ball sink

Wow… that was quite the ride. You could’ve given me all day to guess how this would be related to the post and I wouldn’t have gotten it lmao

Yeah, RIP that dude but I’m built different

Make sure to thoroughly check your child’s candy this Halloween. There are a lot of sickos out there putting pure, uncut heroin in their candy and just pretending it’s laced with fentanyl.

heck

or a Serb

I think it’s foamy milk for a latte

The tear ducts point themselves toward the harmful content for more effective weeping

Put a spooky skeleton under that truck and then we can start talking

Fair enough! My compliments on your character’s backstory - that sounds fun!

Also, I would think that a second big bang would be morally neutral on a universal scale, but that’s not much comfort for the people currently existing…

You may know about the Bessemer process, but how would your character discover this process? Unless your character is an accomplished blacksmith or engineer, I’d call metagaming.

… I know that’s a bit of a buzzkill, but that’s where my mind goes.

Perhaps the only good thing about living in Arizona is that I don’t have to deal with daylight savings time. We have too much daylight here as it is

Both jinner and jurger sound like horrific slurs

Potato Potãoto

When I start taking screenshots waaaay too often, that’s when I know I’m really engrossed in it.

I do this especially often with EU4, like whenever I’m in a gigantic war, or when I’ve just taken some land and my borders are looking real sexy

Y’know I’m a patriot and all, but I wish we didn’t spend so much of our national budget on the Meme Force. Let’s stop shipping our memes overseas and start meming in our local communities