His house has nipples?

Is his name Max Rockatansky? If so he’ll be fine.

Bacon that doesn’t break in several places when you bite into it?

That’s only in movies.

Let’s add Cheers to this list.

Use the debt’s gravity well to slingshot into the stratosphere!

Haunted by the ghost of a rice cracker

That’s just perfect imagery.

This meme is the most those people have ever actually contributed to society as a whole.

And that big blue chair eats Cypher?

Boomer humor.

Was part of the humor of the past “lol things are hard to understand” or does it just seem that way?

Maybe it was the lead.

Capitalist making decisions based only on increased ROI?

Say it isn’t so.

Fuck I hate this “single goal” system.

So fucking short sighted.

He was pretty awesome in every role.

The Batman Behind was elevated by his performance.

That’s because at a certain point things like this should just become services.

But that’s wildly against capitalists mindset so…

This.

People are inherently irresponsible. Dog owners, not all but many, simply think having the animal makes it a pet.

Call that motherfucker out on his irresponsible behavior not tending his own animal.

Read all the text at once. It’s writing a song.

Use them as envelopes for letters.

Owners pockets only have an in door, no out door.

Your money becomes their money.

How DARE you remind me I can see my nose.

And I can see that strange colored spot too.

Thanks.

So much.

You’re amazing.

This!

My friend group would have thrived from something like that.

But our parents were always afraid of what we’d get up to in this very non-conceptual way, so instead we stayed close to home. And drank.

Factorio teaches programming?

Crushed up clear hard candies in their shower head.