More back hair for the win! It’s like having a free hair shirt wherever you go.

Yeah all the above is head canon for me now.

Little gimmicky how much it’s used but the movie “Phone Booth” has tons of these shots. It’s like half the movie.

“Our troops are merely passing by…”

OP this post is a few hours old now if still nothing, you could try a single dose of milk of magnesia to get things going but continue a high fiber diet the next few days to get everything back on track.