I think Jason Statham is also in this one

This is why I hate fishing

It’s more likely to be called the United Christian Kingdom, which will be shortened unironically to the UK by the idiots that live here

Star wars

This comment is quite the rabbit hole for a solar storm

Little did he know, it’s really a 6 year contract with two years inactive ready reserve

The CIA has an internship program for college grads

((30 x 30)-30-29) x .01, easy

do it

Every 5th grader I know has a phone (I’m a parent not a creeper). So it’s not just the rich and stupid. Cell network companies give these things away under 2 year plans that most can afford. And it’s not just two year plans, my kids have $50 phones from Motorola that are +6". I think most people like a big phone and it’s only us few that want to see sub 5" phones.

Good ole central eastern southern time

Welcome to the defense industry!

But all the extroverted programmers will love it

Oh, and she’s a grandma. That’s not super important information, but you should know

Abacus

Elves are pickled children?

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Jenny, having to deal with both crushing financial debt and low future prospects, was too exhaustipated to care about her work deadlines.

No, all these women are from my area

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