Sad truths to a great tune.

I hope she’s not in a British night club.

All in all

I like the cut of your jib

The heat death of the universe will eventually come

This just keeps on giving as you keep reading

I can’t tell if this comic is trying to scare Christians or threaten me with a good time.

Oy oy savoy

I switched away during the cash for gold commercial

I feel seen

Why whateveur dou you mean?

Am I the only one that is seeing this as a joke referencing Stalactites and Stalagmites? Like I also think that it fits as a good thought experiment, but is the joke so obvious that no one is stating it? Or is am I just reading something into it that’s not there?

I saw this band last week. They are dope. Not a ton of variety between songs, but it’s still really great. They get people dancing that’s for sure. The whole club was grooving hard. Tough not to with that 4 on the floor driving all night.

Blaze it?

Are you trying to update them? You have to go to your Control panel

That’s a nice looking pie. I don’t know what that person is on about.

Do you think he’s gone to faaaar?

I never would have guessed the Dark Tower would end up featuring in a shitpost trend, but I’ll take it.

Yeah. I consider this an absolute win.