At this time of year?

More pipe.

The longer you stare the more questions you ask yourself.

One of the founders of The Pirate Bay.

Called Incontinentia.

Yeah, but his hair looks like it’s actively trying to fly away from him.

Well, hurtling toward the ground is what Peregrine falcons are good at.

If I was a dictator, I would grant immunity to my stylist so they can freely tell me what they think of my look and hair.

And that’s why I’m not allowed anywhere near the back dock unattended.

The announcement happens after they’re already inside.

Have you hear about our Lord and saviour Mickey Mouse?

Ohh for sure, we can do that, you want just “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRHRHRHRHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” type of basic scream or you want it to go into specific details on where and how it hurts?

Both at the right decibel to not cause pain to the human listener, but loud enough to be heard at a distance.

Don’t think so, but we can make it painful if that’s what you want?

Yeah that one, couldn’t remember which kill screen it was.

Couldn’t it just be the grey one?

Free Egg And Rice.

How long do I have doc?

We should start saying that kid that got the Pac man Tetris kill screen is the greatest arcade game player in history. Just to piss this weird old man with a dyed “beard” and cheap AF looking American flag tie.

None of the numbers are centred.

I just used OPs picture as a visualisation of of way of sbowballing, but yeah, this is just a good old fashioned spit swap.