Tar & feather him. It’s almost better than he deserves.

Zardoz is sci-fi gold platinum.

Ditto! I’m now loopy. Never heard of it before today. Enjoying it (and getting incentive to brush up on German).

5, 6 & 9. In stages.

Manic pizza

What army will Russia have in 5 years? Seems they’re done conscripting civilians, they’re halfway through the prisoners being conscripted.

I’ll kind of be surprised if Russia’s still a nation in 5 years. Putin may have put dtRump in office in the US to destroy democracy, but he’s doing a fairly monumental job of destroying Russia himself.

Looking forward to round 2 (upcoming Spaceballs movie)

Dent to the helmet, dent to the cup: 2 head shots blocked!

The Onion, if they were writing this (instead of it being actual) would have made it better reading, less disgusting.

The entire dispatch floor was laughing. 9 foot snow penis is too much for some Puritanically minded folk. People that deal with actual problems multiple times daily are not those.

Look at all the GDP cars cripple! Government welfare for oil companies (paid for by our taxes), growing land hindered by asphalt roads everywhere, pollution…

Fine. Great info-toon.

You have to use the wayback web site, but the hampsters still dance:

https://web.archive.org/web/19991128125537/http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Bluffs/4157/hampdance.html

Great cartoon. Sad, though: This leaves out the massive tax credits & other government shell outs to the oil companies.

Bowls for keys…at your vinyl listening swingers parties?

Heal Thy Bur (like cockle-burs) Gers (yurts, barrowed from Mongolian)

Friend was working dispatch in Portland Oregon. After a rare set of snow storms, someone called in the 9’ standing penis in their neighbors front yard (some people aren’t satisfied making snowmen).

The top turd here in the US is definitely a cockwomble

How about all of the right sides & front?

And it should be made of lead. You know, like Romans used to drink from.