I’ve been really happy with the pair of Flexon 609s I got off Amazon for $85 a few years ago. Still good as new after falling asleep in them and dropping them multiple times. Contact them if you aren’t sure you’re ordering the correct width, they have some listings that don’t seem to show up while searching for certain sizes. I’m probably going to get a second pair just because I don’t want to go back to my last pair even for the time it takes to replace lenses.

Regarding food, is there a food bank nearby? There’s no shame in going to one, they are often trying to get rid of surplus food before it goes bad.

Kyle Kinane

I meant more like Shaq with a 2x4 vs eight Gary Colemans with nunchucks, but that was a good show at the time

Good point and all, but my first thought was that it could finally tell me who would win in various hypothetical fights lol