When I die I hope I go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in fear and agony like his passengers.

No

Here you go

Get told your slop is bad so you pull it down and post more slop?

It would take about 5 seconds to write “ho” in paint over a picture of Melania, but they’d rather get chatPPT to do it for them and it still does a worse job.

Yeah, usually

Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.

Tall attractive lesbians?

That’s not fair, comparing Gervais to someone with actual talent is just mean.

And he was only such a good writer because he was in the room with Stephen Merchant who is better than Gervais in basically every way.

Ooh edgy

Anything you can physically remove from the building is not a safe place to keep valuables.

Marvin Heemeyer, Doomsday prepper and all round narcissistic asshat built up a catalogue of people who supposedly wronged him, in particular the city Council who sued him after he refused to pay to tie into the existing sewer network and instead dumped his waste into a ditch at the edge of his property.

He then proceeded to customise a bulldozer and went into a rampage destroying buildings, ultimately becoming stuck and then he shot himself rather than be arrested.

Tough on Beeps, tough on the causes of Beeps!

That’s like saying pop tarts are more nutritious than heroin.

5 gets you 10 anon is a literal nazi

https://temp-mail.org/

Another one? Christ are there any instances left for you to infect?

😭

This time next year we’ll be millionaires! (never mind that we were multi-millionaires last year).