As if cartoons only happened on Saturday. They just save the good stuff for Saturday.

I think youre over here going “Im not responsible”

You got a problem?

If healing means empathy then sure.

Maybe, “this really sucks”

Other people are losing comforts, why should I give up mine? They will never be taken away from me because its different.

No, I meant the writers guild.

Why would writers… have anything to do with writing?

Get the writers guild together and reform the ap

Then cancel the franchise.

Like, if youre going to just sit there and frame everything as the worst possible interpretation, sure, everyone’s an asshole. Its just not as funny as you think.

Bill Clinton is a major stain on this country. Sure, policy wise he might have some good stuff in there. If he kept his dick in his pants polarization might not have gone through the roof. Im not saying we wouldn’t be polarized but lots of older people took sides and never moved.

I just want the GOP to get their just desserts for trump after the shitstorm they cause about bill because they had nothing else.

I want a Nobel prize boo-hoo

The time traveler from 12000 years ago:

Yeah, fuck ice!

Excuse me sir, what about all those who perished in the battle of ping pong pizza?

Excuse me? My good friend John “definitely not donald trump” Baron has told me don has the bigglyest hands. No other hands are bigger and dont let the lamestream media fool you.

Fake news

Fake news

Its weird, try and Google “trump with hand in pocket” the dude is so weird he doesnt even use pockets.

You should complain about it. Love that for you.

Im working out the kinks ok

If I defect to greenland and fight do you think Europe would take me?

I mean Ill probably die in a frozen tundra… or I could fight in greenland and make it worth it.