1300s I can understand.

1200s I can make out the odd word.

In my a-level English lessons we did a term on the Canterbury Tales and Middle English so we had to learn how to read it.

Taiwan need to stop claiming they are the legitimate government of China.

China need to recognise that Taiwan isn’t part of China anymore.

Neither will happen.

Which is why I’d prefer we do business with neither.

But instead of having a rational conversation about it you’ve launched on some rant against me.

I’m bored of you now.

No thanks. I’ll stick to the topic in hand, which was agreeing with the person before me that doing business with a calm and consistent dictator is preferable to doing business with an unhinged lunatic

Pipe down and go take your meds

Precisely.

We have a choice between doing business with a dictator who acts calmly and predictably, or a raving lunatic who fucks kids.

I’ll be 43 soon.

I really don’t give a fuck about birthdays anymore

Sugababes in the UK.

At one point all the original members were replaced.

Then in 2011 the new members were replaced by the originals again.

I’m not saying buying things can’t improve your life.

I’m saying if you’ve got the financial freedom and you have a choice between an experience or a thing, personally I’d choose the experience

Because its about the experience.

Whatever you buy now, you won’t give a shit about in 5 years time. But you will remember the experiences.

Hoppipolla by Sigur Ros

Oh he’s absolutely lost

Fortunately his conspiracy beliefs are harmless. He at least still believes vaccines are essential for children’s health, which is good as I have young nieces and nephews.

“They’re in on it”

Glory holes

Would be doable in the UK.

All citizens can register for a Government Gateway account to help you manage your tax affairs so it is indelibly attached to your identity.

Once you have registered it wouldn’t be too difficult to add a link that lets you download this key thing you mentioned.

My brother believes the moon landings were faked and filmed on a giant soundstage.

He cited all sorts of “evidence” including the flag flapping in the “wind”.

I asked him why, after going to all the trouble and expense of trying to convincingly fake the moon landings, would NASA install fans.

“Woke” is basically meaningless now.

It’s code for “anything I don’t like or agree with”

What the fuck?

That guy doesnt actually invent anything. He just comes up with ideas and files?

Charles is. The CPS prosecutes in his name.

None of the others are though.

I prefer horseradish