Fun fact: here in Ontario we call all power “hydro” because of this. You don’t get the power/electricity bill each month, you get the “hydro bill”.

And put him on the Hoover dam…in Colorado

I am but these two are named after other dummies

One of them is impossible to see in anything other than direct sunlight, but if you look at the other in direct sunlight you’ll go snow blind

Cat is very happy. Hope you happy again soon, my friend.

k.

You’re totally right! Lemmyshitpost is the best place to have a serious and nuanced discussion about the atrocities committed by Xi and the CCP. And here I was thinking this was just a place to SHITPOST ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Damn dude. What am I gonna do now?

Damn guess I’m never gonna make it as a true meme artist. Oh well, at least you laughed your little ass off from numbers 1-5.

This is so well done!