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I would never miss a day of school as a kid if I got to do that every day!

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The day had arrived where my name fell in with the other Tribes for Sewer Inspector. My excitement overflowed as my time was nearly at hand, the job I had dreamed about was a dice roll away! The dice were dropped and the world went silent as a name was selected…

The name chosen that day was not mine. It went to a man from Cloaca, John Septix Crapopolous… Shit.

Something tells me he was not the captain. But I’ll wait for all the facts to come out before I rush to judgement.

Looks like an albino Harvey Weinstein.

Can’t believe that glass at the bottom of the photo has survived being on the counter without a cat pawing it off.

I read the title as someone from Boston saying, 'He got the job, didn’t he?!?"

We’ve been using Master/Bater down at the church.

I’ve never played these games but after 16 I’m starting to think they are gaslighting us with the word “Final”.

There is a species of flying fish in the northwest Pacific region called Boeing interruptus that struggles to get airborne.

The 1970 act explicitly protected “fish,” which were initially defined as invertebrates. And because the act has protected snails and other invertebrates that live on land since, Tuesday’s ruling said it interpreted the legislation to also include bees.

I’d link to the article but it’s a nightmare.

Probably trademark infringement for a bug killing product to use the word Off!

Jesus Take The Wheel

My Casio watch calculator has none of those symbols so I don’t think it is so simple.

From wiki: "Most scholars derive “Hermes” from Greek ἕρμα (herma),[14] “stone heap.”[3]: 177 "

Seems about right.

Looking at you Pinus rigida…

Crocodile mechanics and otter plumbers. No wonder I can’t find a job!

Rookie mistake using the incisors. The pros know you start with the molars to break a nut loose.

How did you get my baby photos?!

Heat + Old(er) + Rocky Greek Island + Hiking = Death

I think this math checks out.