Old McDonald was more fun, E-I-E-I-O

It’s coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywher…wait…that’s sands… Nevermind…

Auto Dealers : (adds “Market Adjustment” $$$ to offset the cheaper EV prices…) “Hey, why no one buy EV? We need a bail out!”

/s

You’ll get the (tip) when you fix this damn door!

Go Team Venture!

Peter Quill : Exactly like Footloose. Is it still the greatest movie in history?

“That still only counts as one”

“Illegal somewhere” Mad Lib:

"The rest of us are so used to *__ every day. I never would have thought about it!

I guess I can stop * for a little bit while in (place)__. If you insist.”

• Chewing Gum ( ) Singapore

That thing where you close your eyes, forget everything, and open them to end up (min/hrs) in the future!

Mallrat to “Astrologers”:

Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It’s not a (goat)… it’s a Sailboat.

Or time things Just right, to accidentally drop something and reach down at the same time to pick it up. Or reach for the same book/grocery/product.

They get PAID suspension for not doing their job right…

There are other auto makes besides KIA/Hyundai, to be considered… that didn’t overlook a “easy to steal with a USB” type problems.

Danger scale between:

A Tornado that shoots sharks

A T-Rex that shoots flamingos

Normal or cocaine…space…bears?

Like car tires? Replace 1 at a time.

Replace front/back pair at a time.

Replace all 4 same time.

I think just preference…not weird…

I’ve met more people that hate Carrots, then raisins. Not sure why. A carrot cinnamon roll… Would be weird…?

Shang-chi chooses Lemmy, confirmed.

You’re already working, as the cats’ bed for the day.

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