This is the WORST news I’ve heard ALL YEAR!

-Democrats with NO Primary Challengers!

A BLOODBATH? For DEMOCRATS? Quick! We need to give ICE More Funding to CEMENT our Victory!

-Democrats!

How DARE she NOT be a BILLIONAIRE!

-Republicans?

Have they Tried blaming Dems yet while CONTINUING to Vote Republican? That Strategy TYPICALLY Works REALLY REALLY Well!

WHY can’t these TERRORISTS just let these UNKNOWN MEN WITH NO BACKGROUND CHECKS have Their WAY with these Children?

Those rights ONLY Count if you’re MURDERING CHILDREN!

-Republicans apparently!

It’s OK! THIS Judge WONT be Effected by This!

And if ANOTHER person gets Assassinated by the Government we’ll THREATEN it AGAIN!

Dang! Oh WELL we TRIED!

-Tim Walz and other Democrats!

Protesters bit off a FINGER and that NURSE was a TERRORIST and that MOTHER was a TERRORIST!

-Republicans who Do Their Own Thinking!

National Guard Activated FINALLY to HELP the Protesters ICE!

Do NOT even SUGGEST hurting these MEN! That would ESCALATE things and Then they might Start MURDERING AMERICANS IN COLD BLOOD!

How SAD! Thoughts and Prayers!

-Democrats who Voted to CONTINUE Funding the Organization MURDERING AMERICANS IN THE STREETS!

The Pentagon used OUR Tax Dollars to BUY This tool! How COOL!

-Democrats in Office!

She’s 18 She’s an ADULT!

-Republicans showing up ARMED to Drag Shows!

Good! The LESS Money we give towards COMBATING Child Sex Trafficking the MORE we can Give towards HEAVILY ARMED KIDNAPPERS TAKING CHILDREN TO LOCATIONS NOT EVEN LAWMAKERS CAN ACCESS!

-Republicans LITERALLY!

She Helped an ICE Agent? TERRORIST!

-Kristi Noem!

The White House ADMITTED to MANIPULATING the News? That’s how I KNOW I can Trust Them!

-Free Thinking Republicans who Do Their Own Research TM!

Let’s TAKE AWAY people’s Antidepressants and REPLACE Them with Guns and Stress!

-REALLY SMART Republicans!

You LIBTARDS are so STUPID! Those Oil companies are RICH! They can do Whatever they Want!

-Republicans on Food Stamps!